I am having extremely bizarre dreams as of late so I thought I’d fill you in on one of them. Last night, I dreamt that our chemistry prof, Felix Lee took us both in a time machine back to 1990’s Sierra Leone. There I met the pope, John Paul II who offered us a ride back in his pope plane. I then said, “sir, please enjoy the lovely continent of Africa” he agreed and we had our chauffeur drive us all the way to Saudi Arabia. In Saudi Arabia, our chauffeur drove off the edge of a cliff and into the ocean. I could feel the cabin pressure change as my ears began to compress as we sank. There was a roadway that took us to an air pocket in an underwater cavern, surprisingly, this was no ordinary air pocket. We found ourselves in a hidden metropolis, outfitted with power, running water and most importantly, internet. We drove around until we got off in the hotel, the pope and I grabbed some McDonalds and sat beside these two Korean looking women. Turns out they were refugees from North Korea, I could tell by their accents they were trying to mask. They told me that this underwater city was a safe haven for people all around the world, I then looked around and saw people who looked like they would be on the run, terrorist leaders, drug lords, and people who faked their deaths to avoid debts and taxes. The pope was dozing off when the North Korean mother asked me to marry her daughter. It was kinda weird, it was really awkward but fortunately, Felix Lee came in his time machine and took us to Alaska. In Alaska there was a boy being chased out of his town for being a witch, I followed him out of town until we came to the edge of another cliff, there he was speaking to a really big wolf who then pounced on me. Not wanting to die, I removed the wolf’s head with my hands, I didn’t want to do it cause he was kinda cute and would’ve made a great pet. As I sat down to mourn the wolf, the villagers came with pitchforks and threatened to kill the boy. The pope then tells them not to and my alarm rings….